Ok, so this sent me on an Amazon hunt, which is why I’m back so quickly. I wonder if a percussive massage gun might be a better idea. The type of vibration that most handheld massagers provide seems pretty useless for breast massage. A percussive device seems way more useful to me. I may buy one for myself actually. While looking in to these just now, I saw that they can cause
neuralgia (nerve pain and damage) if used in the wrong area too aggressively for too long. They should be kept away from large nerves that are very close to the surface, like the armpit nerve that gives nooglers so much trouble. A muscley man with enough pec tissue to protect the nerve MIGHT be able to get away with using a massage gun on that area, but I think most small women, like me, should probably stay as far away from the armpit as possible. Let us know, if you try this, and how it works out. I’m very curious, and I might post about my own experiments if I buy one.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that the cheaper massage guns are apparently extremely loud. Even compared to most other handheld massagers. So you might want to shell out more cash, or skip this idea if you want to be able to watch tv while massaging, or if you live in an apartment with thin walls and don’t want your neighbors to think you’re using the worlds biggest vibrator.